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Protect Yourself from STI
Scientists have recently discovered that in addition to heredity, intelligence can spread through sexual intercourse.
Outbreaks of sexually transmitted intelligence have popped up throughout the nation, except in Arkansas.
Symptoms include an enlarged vocabulary,...
Darlene, this High Life is unacceptable. Fetch me a proper aperitif you gargantuan lummox.
...And loss of interest in formerly pleasurable pastimes.
Hey! Wait a minute! "American Idol" is pretty gosh-darn retarded. How come I never noticed that before?
So doctor, how long 'til you find a cure? "Cure?"
Honestly Tad, we're quite surprised normal folks are having sex with nerds. That's just gross.
Stay away from folks with full-blown intelligence.