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Self-Serve Valentines
I love you more than bacon.
Our genitals are go!
Guess who's stalking you!
I want you... ...to do my laundry.
I clipped this out of the weekly for you.
Let's bone!*
*Result not typical.
Fill me Up! (with oxytocin)
Oxytocin is the neurotransmitter believed to instill deep feelings of love.
(name) would like to Fuck Marry Kill (circle one) you.
Self-Serve Valentines
I love you more than bacon.
Our genitals are go!
Guess who's stalking you!
I want you... ...to do my laundry.
I clipped this out of the weekly for you.
Let's bone!*
*Result not typical.
Fill me Up! (with oxytocin)
Oxytocin is the neurotransmitter believed to instill deep feelings of love.
(name) would like to Fuck Marry Kill (circle one) you.