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The Future of Manned Space Experiments
With the continued success of its robots, NASA has found it increasingly difficult to justify manned missions to space. "I'm on Mars bitches!"
But since they're up there, the following experiments will be conducted on the International Space Station.
The mechanics of popping and locking in microgravity
How much astronaut ice cream can Steve eat?
Inertial effects of astro-flatulence
Is space cooler than a Pink Floyd laser show at the planetarium? "Not really, but there are fewer burnouts."
Does Oprah's influence reach into low-Earth orbit?
The long-term effects of ennui in space. "Houston, I'm bored. Space is boring."
The Future of Manned Space Experiments
With the continued success of its robots, NASA has found it increasingly difficult to justify manned missions to space. "I'm on Mars bitches!"
But since they're up there, the following experiments will be conducted on the International Space Station.
The mechanics of popping and locking in microgravity
How much astronaut ice cream can Steve eat?
Inertial effects of astro-flatulence
Is space cooler than a Pink Floyd laser show at the planetarium? "Not really, but there are fewer burnouts."
Does Oprah's influence reach into low-Earth orbit?
The long-term effects of ennui in space. "Houston, I'm bored. Space is boring."