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This Week in Innocuous Celebrity Body Parts
Raven-Symone's elbow smokes WEED! That's so not Raven!
One of the Jonas Brothers' knees popped out of his jeans at the Kids' Choice Awards. Nasty Knee.
Abigail Breslin exposed her ankles to a stunned "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" audience. "Put those things away before the masturbating bear sees 'em."
Blind Item - SHAMELESS! - This starlet's ear lobe left the hamburger phone at home and was out in the open for all to see at the Grove!
SHOCKING! Mickey Rooney's wrinkles ruined three dozen appetites at a celebrity fundraiser.
ONE HOT HOO-HA! Kelly Ripa's uterus was caught taking a break on a Caribbean beach!
BAD HAIR DAY! A clump of Robin Williams' body hair tumbled into the Comedy Store and bored the crowd with two hours of offensive accents. "So the gay elephant says to the African..."
This Week in Innocuous Celebrity Body Parts
Raven-Symone's elbow smokes WEED! That's so not Raven!
One of the Jonas Brothers' knees popped out of his jeans at the Kids' Choice Awards. Nasty Knee.
Abigail Breslin exposed her ankles to a stunned "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" audience. "Put those things away before the masturbating bear sees 'em."
Blind Item - SHAMELESS! - This starlet's ear lobe left the hamburger phone at home and was out in the open for all to see at the Grove!
SHOCKING! Mickey Rooney's wrinkles ruined three dozen appetites at a celebrity fundraiser.
ONE HOT HOO-HA! Kelly Ripa's uterus was caught taking a break on a Caribbean beach!
BAD HAIR DAY! A clump of Robin Williams' body hair tumbled into the Comedy Store and bored the crowd with two hours of offensive accents. "So the gay elephant says to the African..."