Elitists do it with their dickies on.
A weekly comic strip, covering politics, pop culture, and the absurd.
This summer, prepare to get fancy
The Adventures of Captain Dandy and Kid Fop
You weren't invited to my garden party Sloppy Joe!
And you're trampling the petunias!
A-ha-ha-ha! Invitations are for elitist scum like you guys!
Now prepare to be offended by my clashing fanny pack and sweatpants!
Leonard Maltin: "I loved it! My beard, however, thought it was derivative and muddled."
Richard Roeper: "Yet another summer blockbuster that panders to our most refined tastes.
Why not some tits and shit blowing up for a change?"
This summer, prepare to get fancy
The Adventures of Captain Dandy and Kid Fop
You weren't invited to my garden party Sloppy Joe!
And you're trampling the petunias!
A-ha-ha-ha! Invitations are for elitist scum like you guys!
Now prepare to be offended by my clashing fanny pack and sweatpants!
Leonard Maltin: "I loved it! My beard, however, thought it was derivative and muddled."
Richard Roeper: "Yet another summer blockbuster that panders to our most refined tastes.
Why not some tits and shit blowing up for a change?"