Google Maps won't give you fictitious directions. I will.
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A Tourist's Guide to Touristing
Sidewalks are for walking. Stay out of the way by taking all photos from atop garbage piles.
The internet will answer all of your stupid questions without rolling its eyes at you. "Dear Internet, Is there a TGI Friday's around here?"
Avoid the hassle of mass transit by taking only the most ridiculous vehicles.
This guy might not really be looking for bus fare.
If you're visiting the locations of your favorite TV shows, CONGRATULATIONS! You are the most boring person in the world. "Can you believe it son? Frasier was here!
The waitress doesn't care where you're visiting from. Just give her her 18%.
If you're visiting the South, don't talk down to the locals. Most of them only sound retarded.
Sex tourists will now have to apply for a special Perv visa to re-enter the States.
A Tourist's Guide to Touristing
Sidewalks are for walking. Stay out of the way by taking all photos from atop garbage piles.
The internet will answer all of your stupid questions without rolling its eyes at you. "Dear Internet, Is there a TGI Friday's around here?"
Avoid the hassle of mass transit by taking only the most ridiculous vehicles.
This guy might not really be looking for bus fare.
If you're visiting the locations of your favorite TV shows, CONGRATULATIONS! You are the most boring person in the world. "Can you believe it son? Frasier was here!
The waitress doesn't care where you're visiting from. Just give her her 18%.
If you're visiting the South, don't talk down to the locals. Most of them only sound retarded.
Sex tourists will now have to apply for a special Perv visa to re-enter the States.