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Hard Times for the Rich
I had to start dating women my own age.
There's no more blow on the company jet.
I had to lay-off all but one of my "yes-men." It was a smart move sir. Shut up Kevin.
The bank foreclosed on Mr. Pooch's doghouse. Who gives a loan to a dog anyway?
Because of the global rice shortage, orphans' tears don't taste as sweet as they used to.
I have to exploit twice as many people to get half the profit I was making two years ago!
I had to find a corporate sponsor for my estate.
My caviar dreams are now made out of imitation crab.
Hard Times for the Rich
I had to start dating women my own age.
There's no more blow on the company jet.
I had to lay-off all but one of my "yes-men." It was a smart move sir. Shut up Kevin.
The bank foreclosed on Mr. Pooch's doghouse. Who gives a loan to a dog anyway?
Because of the global rice shortage, orphans' tears don't taste as sweet as they used to.
I have to exploit twice as many people to get half the profit I was making two years ago!
I had to find a corporate sponsor for my estate.
My caviar dreams are now made out of imitation crab.