I believe my Massachusetts vote will matter.
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Wacky Electoral Beliefs
So I don't jinx anything, I've been prefacing every future perfect sentence about an Obama victory with "if and when." I sound like a douche.
I don't know who to vote for, but my divining rod does.
Voting after Labor Day is so gauche.
I'm gonna get a witch doctor to get rid of my undecided demons.
If you say "The Bradley Effect" three times into a mirror, it will come true.
This Obama mug is what's gonna clinch this thing!
A rabbit's foot will keep you from being disenfranchised at the polls.
Ten more town hall meetings and I wouldn't be in this pickle!
Wacky Electoral Beliefs
So I don't jinx anything, I've been prefacing every future perfect sentence about an Obama victory with "if and when." I sound like a douche.
I don't know who to vote for, but my divining rod does.
Voting after Labor Day is so gauche.
I'm gonna get a witch doctor to get rid of my undecided demons.
If you say "The Bradley Effect" three times into a mirror, it will come true.
This Obama mug is what's gonna clinch this thing!
A rabbit's foot will keep you from being disenfranchised at the polls.
Ten more town hall meetings and I wouldn't be in this pickle!