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Swing States Say
The Election Night Party Game
As each state is called, do if Obama wins, or if McCain wins.
Montana - D: Give a dollar to the poorest person in the room. R: Punch the poorest person in the room in the stomach.
North Dakota - D: Make up three pieces of North Dakota trivia. R: Talk like Marge Gunderson for the rest of the night.
Ohio - The last person to go to the bathroom should shout: D: "Somebody call Joe the Plumber!" R: "My colon just disenfranchised my poo!"
New Hampshire - D: Live free. R: Die.
Virginia - D: Make a "Virginia is for elitists" bumper sticker. R: Separate the room into real and fake sections.
Nevada - D: Conduct a mock quickie gay wedding. R: Play Celine Dion for the rest of the night.
Colorado - D: Eat a rocky mountain oyster. R: Sketch McCain's rocky mountain oysters.
Missouri - D: Drink a Bud. R: Drink a Bud Light Lime.
Florida - D: Thank your grandparents. R: Give the finger to orange juice.
North Carolina - D: Put a vinegar-based BBQ sauce on whatever you're eating. R: Make a race-baiting phone call.
Swing States Say
The Election Night Party Game
As each state is called, do if Obama wins, or if McCain wins.
Montana - D: Give a dollar to the poorest person in the room. R: Punch the poorest person in the room in the stomach.
North Dakota - D: Make up three pieces of North Dakota trivia. R: Talk like Marge Gunderson for the rest of the night.
Ohio - The last person to go to the bathroom should shout: D: "Somebody call Joe the Plumber!" R: "My colon just disenfranchised my poo!"
New Hampshire - D: Live free. R: Die.
Virginia - D: Make a "Virginia is for elitists" bumper sticker. R: Separate the room into real and fake sections.
Nevada - D: Conduct a mock quickie gay wedding. R: Play Celine Dion for the rest of the night.
Colorado - D: Eat a rocky mountain oyster. R: Sketch McCain's rocky mountain oysters.
Missouri - D: Drink a Bud. R: Drink a Bud Light Lime.
Florida - D: Thank your grandparents. R: Give the finger to orange juice.
North Carolina - D: Put a vinegar-based BBQ sauce on whatever you're eating. R: Make a race-baiting phone call.