Santa is less imaginary than your 401K.
A weekly comic strip, covering politics, pop culture, and the absurd.
A Bailout for Santa Claus
Santa Claus arrived in Washington seeking federal assistance.
Ho! Ho! Ho! I'm too big to fail!
Suffering from bailout fatigue, congress was in no mood for the jolly old elf.
Mr. Claus, you flew here today on a magic sleigh! How dare you ask us for money!
You've been making the same shit toys for centuries. Why didn't you modernize?
You fat sack of crap!
It's not my fault! The elf union is bleeding me dry! I can't even compete with the Tooth Fairy!
Oh, we already gave her $700 billion.
WHAT?! Her business model makes even less sense than mine!
A Bailout for Santa Claus
Santa Claus arrived in Washington seeking federal assistance.
Ho! Ho! Ho! I'm too big to fail!
Suffering from bailout fatigue, congress was in no mood for the jolly old elf.
Mr. Claus, you flew here today on a magic sleigh! How dare you ask us for money!
You've been making the same shit toys for centuries. Why didn't you modernize?
You fat sack of crap!
It's not my fault! The elf union is bleeding me dry! I can't even compete with the Tooth Fairy!
Oh, we already gave her $700 billion.
WHAT?! Her business model makes even less sense than mine!