I'm racist against spiny lobsters; those lazy, clawless fucks.
A weekly comic strip, covering politics, pop culture, and the absurd.
Dr. Doolittle talked to them. This man mocks them. He's...The Insult Zoologist.
Don Rickles, Insult Comic: Don't the goombahs I've been insulting my whole life count as animals?
Gordon Ramsay, Insult Chef: Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! Also, I like crabcakes.
Shame on you pandas! That food court joint you endorsed?...TERRIBLE!
Hey bonobos! Maybe if you weren't so busy humping, your junk wouldn't look like chewed-up bubblegum!
Don't even get me started on spiny lobsters! Or as Maine Lobsters call them, "Sea Pussies."
Dr. Doolittle talked to them. This man mocks them. He's...The Insult Zoologist.
Don Rickles, Insult Comic: Don't the goombahs I've been insulting my whole life count as animals?
Gordon Ramsay, Insult Chef: Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! Also, I like crabcakes.
Shame on you pandas! That food court joint you endorsed?...TERRIBLE!
Hey bonobos! Maybe if you weren't so busy humping, your junk wouldn't look like chewed-up bubblegum!
Don't even get me started on spiny lobsters! Or as Maine Lobsters call them, "Sea Pussies."