If you don't use the Condiment Cannon, your wiener is a pussy!
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Blowin' up backyards across the globe!
Get your own Predator Drone!
Terrify your friends and neighbors with a precision attack of FUN!
Pentagon Fireworks
No 4th of July cookout is complete without the Condiment Cannon!
MUSTARD! FUCK YEAH!
Blowin' up backyards across the globe!
Get your own Predator Drone!
Terrify your friends and neighbors with a precision attack of FUN!
Pentagon Fireworks
No 4th of July cookout is complete without the Condiment Cannon!
MUSTARD! FUCK YEAH!