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Wilderness Survival Guide
A lean-to is an excellent survival structure in an emergency or foreclosure.
Don't wear Axe Body Spray while hiking. Bears can smell douchebag. "Don't maul me, bro!"
Flora & Fauna to Avoid: Truck Nuts Coconuts, TMZ Tick: Attaches itself to celebrity genitalia, High-Fructose Fly Trap
Don't disturb the Pope while he's shitting in the woods.
If you're stranded in a remote location, make a distress signal signal that will catch the eye of someone wasting time on Google Earth. "Oh noes! I is stranded!"
Wilderness Survival Guide
A lean-to is an excellent survival structure in an emergency or foreclosure.
Don't wear Axe Body Spray while hiking. Bears can smell douchebag. "Don't maul me, bro!"
Flora & Fauna to Avoid: Truck Nuts Coconuts, TMZ Tick: Attaches itself to celebrity genitalia, High-Fructose Fly Trap
Don't disturb the Pope while he's shitting in the woods.
If you're stranded in a remote location, make a distress signal signal that will catch the eye of someone wasting time on Google Earth. "Oh noes! I is stranded!"