The CDC should pay me to do a food safety comic book.
A weekly comic strip, covering politics, pop culture, and the absurd.
Awful Comic Book Villains "We suck!"
Patient Zero "HAAACK!"
Ventriloquistador "Yo quiero mucho oro."
The Mediator "Let's discuss our differences in a civil fashion"
The Evangelist "Eat my Jesus fish, sinners!"
The Flashing Spectre "Check out my incorporeal dong!"
Dr. Dementia "I used to be an evil genius. Now LBJ lives in my butt."
The Activist Hun "Legalize gay marriage, or I'll kill your goats!"
Salmonella Jones and His Chicken Hands
Awful Comic Book Villains "We suck!"
Patient Zero "HAAACK!"
Ventriloquistador "Yo quiero mucho oro."
The Mediator "Let's discuss our differences in a civil fashion"
The Evangelist "Eat my Jesus fish, sinners!"
The Flashing Spectre "Check out my incorporeal dong!"
Dr. Dementia "I used to be an evil genius. Now LBJ lives in my butt."
The Activist Hun "Legalize gay marriage, or I'll kill your goats!"
Salmonella Jones and His Chicken Hands