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Halloween Tips n' Tricks
To keep children safe from the dangers of ingesting too much Halloween candy, hospitals are offering free stomach stapling for kids' trick-or-treating bags.
If you're a white person dressing as President Obama, ask a black friend* if your costume is racist before going out. *If you don't have any, it probably is. "How do I look, Gary?"
The Snickers Quattro offers a closer shave than any other brand of tampered candy.
Those with limited mobility can use a bathroom buddy to assist them in toilet papering houses.
Costume Safety
Sexy cat, nurse, or witch costumes should be accessorized with a sexy rape whistle.
Make sure your child's costume is flame retardant, not flame retarded. "Duh, hey Stevie! Let's play with matches!"
Avoid using motel sheets for ghost costumes. "I'm a haunted jizz stain!"
Halloween Tips n' Tricks
To keep children safe from the dangers of ingesting too much Halloween candy, hospitals are offering free stomach stapling for kids' trick-or-treating bags.
If you're a white person dressing as President Obama, ask a black friend* if your costume is racist before going out. *If you don't have any, it probably is. "How do I look, Gary?"
The Snickers Quattro offers a closer shave than any other brand of tampered candy.
Those with limited mobility can use a bathroom buddy to assist them in toilet papering houses.
Costume Safety
Sexy cat, nurse, or witch costumes should be accessorized with a sexy rape whistle.
Make sure your child's costume is flame retardant, not flame retarded. "Duh, hey Stevie! Let's play with matches!"
Avoid using motel sheets for ghost costumes. "I'm a haunted jizz stain!"