And buy a mattress to celebrate the thing JFK frequently banged ladies on.
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How to Celebrate Presidents' Day
Recreate Woodrow Wilson's stroke face with tape.
Make a potato Lincoln and throw it at a racist.
Give or get road head on the Eisenhower Interstate.
Baby Van Buren Wigs
Pull a Reagan. "Trickle down on this!"
Pin the mustach on Teddy Roosevelt
Add a jacket and flag pin to any Halloween costume to make it presidential. "President Sexy Nurse"
To honor President Obama, let a conservative give you a wedgie.
How to Celebrate Presidents' Day
Recreate Woodrow Wilson's stroke face with tape.
Make a potato Lincoln and throw it at a racist.
Give or get road head on the Eisenhower Interstate.
Baby Van Buren Wigs
Pull a Reagan. "Trickle down on this!"
Pin the mustach on Teddy Roosevelt
Add a jacket and flag pin to any Halloween costume to make it presidential. "President Sexy Nurse"
To honor President Obama, let a conservative give you a wedgie.