'Congradulations' is not a word, you dumb shits.
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Great Moments in Commencement Speeches
You entitled bastards...
Moms and dads, thanks for sending your kids to our expensive beer pong camp.
Hello, soon-to-be-overqualified baristas!
Congratulations! You are now old enough to be jealous of youth.
I'm counting on your class to invent better, stronger, boner pills.
Go out and explore! On the way back to your parents' house.
I'll be brief so the business majors can get to screwing the poor.
Congrats to the football team! "184 days without a date rape!"
Great Moments in Commencement Speeches
You entitled bastards...
Moms and dads, thanks for sending your kids to our expensive beer pong camp.
Hello, soon-to-be-overqualified baristas!
Congratulations! You are now old enough to be jealous of youth.
I'm counting on your class to invent better, stronger, boner pills.
Go out and explore! On the way back to your parents' house.
I'll be brief so the business majors can get to screwing the poor.
Congrats to the football team! "184 days without a date rape!"