Erotic bread is banned from the iBakery.
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iKitchen
Today I'm introducing a new line of Apple products for the kitchen.
First, there's the iKnife. Its sleek, rounded edges look great as it fails to cut things!
Then there's the iToaster, with settings that allow for total customization.
light, medium, dark, gentrified
And through the iBakery, you'll be able to purchase a wide variety of breads online.
Unfortunately, there is no support for breads that are flash frozen.
And for your sink, it's iKitchen's flagship device, the disposable income disposal.
It tweets whenever you waste money, so you don't have to.
iKitchen
Today I'm introducing a new line of Apple products for the kitchen.
First, there's the iKnife. Its sleek, rounded edges look great as it fails to cut things!
Then there's the iToaster, with settings that allow for total customization.
light, medium, dark, gentrified
And through the iBakery, you'll be able to purchase a wide variety of breads online.
Unfortunately, there is no support for breads that are flash frozen.
And for your sink, it's iKitchen's flagship device, the disposable income disposal.
It tweets whenever you waste money, so you don't have to.