An unemployed pelican is an angry pelican.
A weekly comic strip, covering politics, pop culture, and the absurd.
The Great Unemployment Spill
For years, businesses have been refining unemployment into increased productivity.
But following the implosion of the economy, unemployment has been spewing into the country.
Attempts to stop it with a compromised stimulus plan only slowed the flow. "Weak Sauce."
And the unemployed have been washing up in communities ever since.
The last ditch "Top Hat" program only succeeded in making the unemployed look ridiculous.
With no end in sight, unemployment will soon spread from Americans to...
...the native wildlife. "Get a job, you lazy animals!" Senator Dianne Feinstein.
The Great Unemployment Spill
For years, businesses have been refining unemployment into increased productivity.
But following the implosion of the economy, unemployment has been spewing into the country.
Attempts to stop it with a compromised stimulus plan only slowed the flow. "Weak Sauce."
And the unemployed have been washing up in communities ever since.
The last ditch "Top Hat" program only succeeded in making the unemployed look ridiculous.
With no end in sight, unemployment will soon spread from Americans to...
...the native wildlife. "Get a job, you lazy animals!" Senator Dianne Feinstein.