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How to Beat the Heat
Ass sweat wicking tampon
Cut strategic breathing holes into your clothes.
Air conditioner beanie
Pop-up thermometers for children left in cars
Ask a Canadian to describe their winter. "It gets real cold, eh. Aboot thirty below."
Place ice cream truck decoys in the yard.
Dress as Santa Claus and demand free lemonade.
Oscillating climate change denier "This is just a statistical anomaly! Al Gore is fat"
How to Beat the Heat
Ass sweat wicking tampon
Cut strategic breathing holes into your clothes.
Air conditioner beanie
Pop-up thermometers for children left in cars
Ask a Canadian to describe their winter. "It gets real cold, eh. Aboot thirty below."
Place ice cream truck decoys in the yard.
Dress as Santa Claus and demand free lemonade.
Oscillating climate change denier "This is just a statistical anomaly! Al Gore is fat"