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Gay Marriage Ruins Everything
I'll have to learn how to fill out new marriage licenses! (county clerk)
These gay wedding receptions are destroying traditional chicken dancing!
I'm opposed to gay marriage because of the carbon footprint of gay honeymoons.
Gay weddings mean we'll be eating gay wedding cakes. And gay calories are the hardest to burn!
That double rainbow is obscured by those double husbands!
All these happily married gays can't be good for the antidepressant industry.
And all the unhappily married ones will clog up the divorce courts!
Worst of all, I'll have to find some new bullshit thing to complain about!
Gay Marriage Ruins Everything
I'll have to learn how to fill out new marriage licenses! (county clerk)
These gay wedding receptions are destroying traditional chicken dancing!
I'm opposed to gay marriage because of the carbon footprint of gay honeymoons.
Gay weddings mean we'll be eating gay wedding cakes. And gay calories are the hardest to burn!
That double rainbow is obscured by those double husbands!
All these happily married gays can't be good for the antidepressant industry.
And all the unhappily married ones will clog up the divorce courts!
Worst of all, I'll have to find some new bullshit thing to complain about!