The next mass die-off will be in the basement of the Alamo.
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Interpreting Mass Die-Offs
I see thousands of dead birds!
Obviously, this means you should FREAK OUT!
Dead fish are washing up on shores across the globe!
Clearly, it is time for a...BEACH FREAK OUT!
Cattle are dropping dead in the fields!
Now my pants are full of...FREAKED OUT FECES!
Ove a hundred thousand people died in our country's endless quagmires!
Don't sweat it though. That shit happens all the time.
Interpreting Mass Die-Offs
I see thousands of dead birds!
Obviously, this means you should FREAK OUT!
Dead fish are washing up on shores across the globe!
Clearly, it is time for a...BEACH FREAK OUT!
Cattle are dropping dead in the fields!
Now my pants are full of...FREAKED OUT FECES!
Ove a hundred thousand people died in our country's endless quagmires!
Don't sweat it though. That shit happens all the time.