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What's Your Food Excuse?
It's medicinal bacon, for my chronic hangovers.
I'm sure the deep-fryer burns off all the bad stuff.
Pizza bagels are kosher, right?
Since it's only 35% food, the other 65% doesn't count. "Taco Bell"
Cheeseballs make apples look like assholes.
It's for a viral video, called "Mobius meatloaf."
It's called "corn sugar" now. That makes it a vegetable.
Michelle Obama wants kids to eat healthily. So I'm spite-feeding mine.
I run my own medicinal bacon dispensary.