It rubs the lotion on the skin, or else the rich gets tax cuts again.
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Republican Whisper Campaigns
Ron Paul lost a fortune after accidentally investing in chocolate gelt.
Mitt Romney eats a vegemite sandwich every day just in case he has to pander to an Australian.
Surgeons attempted to implant interesting ideas into Tim Pawlenty's brain, but he ended up with a partial lobotomy. "Tax cuts, freedom, and applesauce."
Michelle Bachmann made a suit from the skin of sane, qualified female candidates.
Mike Huckabee's folksy demeanor is a cover for his true, goth self.
Newt Gingrich had sex with a pig, for America.
Donald Trump's mouth is actually an asshole.
Republican Whisper Campaigns
Ron Paul lost a fortune after accidentally investing in chocolate gelt.
Mitt Romney eats a vegemite sandwich every day just in case he has to pander to an Australian.
Surgeons attempted to implant interesting ideas into Tim Pawlenty's brain, but he ended up with a partial lobotomy. "Tax cuts, freedom, and applesauce."
Michelle Bachmann made a suit from the skin of sane, qualified female candidates.
Mike Huckabee's folksy demeanor is a cover for his true, goth self.
Newt Gingrich had sex with a pig, for America.
Donald Trump's mouth is actually an asshole.