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Mattress with Air Hockey Cooling Holes
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Fanny Pack Fryolator
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Patents Pending "Jokes go in these."
Kate Hudson-Canceling Glasses
Automatic Courtesy Flusher
Idiot QR Codes "This is a coffee mug, dummy."
Mattress with Air Hockey Cooling Holes
Perpetual Spending Machine "Insert bills to increase version number."
Fanny Pack Fryolator
Inflatable Michael Vick Dog Poo Deterrent
Full Body White Suits for Ethnic Travelers