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Negative Economic Indicators
Increased Bindle Sales
Subway Sadness Index
Inside-Outing of Underwear to Laundromat Visit Ratio
Increased Drinks Per Unnecessary eBay Purchase
Gross Domestic Grossness
Hipsters Unironically Shopping at a Walmart
Increased Coupon-Related Grocery Checkout Delays "1/2 Off Ass Cream"
Presidential Bus Rides to Air Force One Flights Ratio
Negative Economic Indicators
Increased Bindle Sales
Subway Sadness Index
Inside-Outing of Underwear to Laundromat Visit Ratio
Increased Drinks Per Unnecessary eBay Purchase
Gross Domestic Grossness
Hipsters Unironically Shopping at a Walmart
Increased Coupon-Related Grocery Checkout Delays "1/2 Off Ass Cream"
Presidential Bus Rides to Air Force One Flights Ratio