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Nutrition Tips
Cold pizza has fewer calories because of thermodynamics.
Organizing your take-out menus doesn't count as exercise.
Have a cover story ready when you eat Chef Boyardee "Oh, I'm live-tweeting this, as a goof!"
Eat some fruit, unless you're going for a scurvy-chic look.
Eat a variety of corn chips to avoid being poisoned by any individual flavoring.
Keep a urinal cake in the fridge to cut down on midnight snacking.
Hot sauce counts as a vegetable, if you use enough of it.
Eating straight from the can is convenient, and lets others know you've given up.
Nutrition Tips
Cold pizza has fewer calories because of thermodynamics.
Organizing your take-out menus doesn't count as exercise.
Have a cover story ready when you eat Chef Boyardee "Oh, I'm live-tweeting this, as a goof!"
Eat some fruit, unless you're going for a scurvy-chic look.
Eat a variety of corn chips to avoid being poisoned by any individual flavoring.
Keep a urinal cake in the fridge to cut down on midnight snacking.
Hot sauce counts as a vegetable, if you use enough of it.
Eating straight from the can is convenient, and lets others know you've given up.