I forgot the most obvious one, "Stop being poor."
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Economic Executive Orders
Rehire census workers to sell magazine subscriptions.
Stores must pay customers who check themselves out.
A free round for America "Beer summit tonite!"
Tax rebates for money eaten by vending machines
All the junk in your change bowl is now worth a penny.* *Including pennies!
More oversight on urban recycling speculators "Gimme some space, can-man!"
Guidance counselors have to be honest with students. "Hey dum-dum. Avoid debt and forget about college."
Add a positive definition to "unemployed." "1. Not employed; without a job; out of work 2. Not currently in use 3. Not productively used 4. Totally hot; super-bangable"
Economic Executive Orders
Rehire census workers to sell magazine subscriptions.
Stores must pay customers who check themselves out.
A free round for America "Beer summit tonite!"
Tax rebates for money eaten by vending machines
All the junk in your change bowl is now worth a penny.* *Including pennies!
More oversight on urban recycling speculators "Gimme some space, can-man!"
Guidance counselors have to be honest with students. "Hey dum-dum. Avoid debt and forget about college."
Add a positive definition to "unemployed." "1. Not employed; without a job; out of work 2. Not currently in use 3. Not productively used 4. Totally hot; super-bangable"