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Mitt Romney's 2012 Gaffe Preview
Spending $4,000 a day on hand sanitizer
Flubbing the end of a speech - "I'd like to thank the love of my life: capital gains,...wife. I meant wife."
Strapping advisors to the campaign bus - "They like it!"
Releasing tax returns into the ocean - "It's larger than the Pacific garbage patch!"
Not knowing the definition of "hungry" - "I'm hungry." "Is that slang for something?"
Using a monocle to read debate notes
Failing a Turing Test - "No way you're a human!"
Not having change for a vending machine - "Can you break one of these? I want Funyuns."
If you ride the subway instead of a campaign bus, $4,000 sounds about right.