Scalia's views would be more tolerable if presented in a Max Headroom fashion.
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Chat Show with Clarence Thomas
"Please welcome my next guest, who has a movie or something coming out."
"Actually, it's a lawsuit about health care." "This show's a lifetime appointment. I don't have to know 'things.'"
Seconds later ... "ZZZZZZ"
"Are you gonna ask me anything?" "Nope."
"But we can watch one of the other Justices via satellite."
Scalia, "The Constitution is like your grandma's meatball recipe; You can't change it!"
"This is dumb. How did you even get this job?" "No questions."
"Mind if I change the channel? I wanna watch something on Cinemax."
Chat Show with Clarence Thomas
"Please welcome my next guest, who has a movie or something coming out."
"Actually, it's a lawsuit about health care." "This show's a lifetime appointment. I don't have to know 'things.'"
Seconds later ... "ZZZZZZ"
"Are you gonna ask me anything?" "Nope."
"But we can watch one of the other Justices via satellite."
Scalia, "The Constitution is like your grandma's meatball recipe; You can't change it!"
"This is dumb. How did you even get this job?" "No questions."
"Mind if I change the channel? I wanna watch something on Cinemax."