FACT: "Weird Al" is so unsuspicious, I find it suspicious.
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Suspicious White Guy Accessories
Banker Shirt
Ridiculous Mustache in a Non-Hipster Neighborhood (Geraldo)
Left-Handed Gun Holster
Razor Scooter "Weee!"
Hawaiian Shirt, unless it's "Weird Al"
Sweater Vest
Mitres and Clerical Collars
Nothing
Suspicious White Guy Accessories
Banker Shirt
Ridiculous Mustache in a Non-Hipster Neighborhood (Geraldo)
Left-Handed Gun Holster
Razor Scooter "Weee!"
Hawaiian Shirt, unless it's "Weird Al"
Sweater Vest
Mitres and Clerical Collars
Nothing