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More Father's Day Gifts
Scream-muffling helmet for sports fans
Lunch-break bibs
Autopen for remotely signing checks to kids
Modern insult dictionary "Ethical Insults: A guide to offending only those who deserve it"
Low sodium bath salts for junkie dads' heart health
Equality Dr. Pepper "For men AND women who want diabetes!"
Stroller with breathalyzer lock
An artfully framed photo of your dad's beloved lawn
More Father's Day Gifts
Scream-muffling helmet for sports fans
Lunch-break bibs
Autopen for remotely signing checks to kids
Modern insult dictionary "Ethical Insults: A guide to offending only those who deserve it"
Low sodium bath salts for junkie dads' heart health
Equality Dr. Pepper "For men AND women who want diabetes!"
Stroller with breathalyzer lock
An artfully framed photo of your dad's beloved lawn