I'd watch the mobility scooter Olympics and/or X-Games.
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Great American Games
Traffic light speed-honking
Uninformed opinionating "I'm no expert, but here's my take ...
Debt-lifting
Freestyle ranch dressing
Increasing productivity* *Medals only awarded to management & shareholders
Synchronized shouting
Can-kicking "Eh, I'll do it after the election."
Reality bending "THERE! Climate Change is no longer happening!"
Great American Games
Traffic light speed-honking
Uninformed opinionating "I'm no expert, but here's my take ...
Debt-lifting
Freestyle ranch dressing
Increasing productivity* *Medals only awarded to management & shareholders
Synchronized shouting
Can-kicking "Eh, I'll do it after the election."
Reality bending "THERE! Climate Change is no longer happening!"