(panel 1 - Meta's Glasses styled to look like an X-Ray Specs ad.) Silicon Schlock Market
At some point in the last quarter century, “tech” in the United States became the field of business school dullards instead of people who actually make things people want or need. Real innovations in green energy, medicine, and pure science are still happening every day, but because the finance bros […]

Silicon Schlock Market   Recently updated !

The stage at TD Garden with screens showing "Weird Al's" Bigger & Weirder tour poster.
I went to “Weird Al” Yankovic’s Boston show last weekend and wrote a free recap for everyone over on Patreon. There’s even some pics of me and some weird guy (more nice than weird if you ask me) I met at the show.

“Weird Al” Recap   Recently updated !

(panel 1 - Title on a rough blueprint of a sickly version of DaVinci's Vitruvian Man) Biohacking Hacks
Manosphere influencers like Clavicular and Andrew Tate are giving young men the same distorted body image issues magazines have been giving to women since the invention of the printing press. Some of these dumbasses have even claimed hitting faces with hammers can improve jawlines. I don’t know if it’s actually […]

Biohacking Hacks   Recently updated !

I have a part-time day job, so my ability to draw breaking news is pretty limited. I wanted to get these out there in case Mitch McConnell’s alleged aliveness over the last few weeks is finally debunked. Please don’t share until he’s really and most sincerely dead though. I wouldn’t […]

Emergency Obituary Cartoons

(A faux infographic splitting the silhouette of a person down the middle.) Climate Exhaustion Or Climate Denial
A heat dome has settled over a good chunk of the United States, including New England, where it’s already 95°F/35°C, and expected to pass 100°F/38°C tomorrow. This has resulted in the usual media frenzy of informing people about the signs of heat exhaustion and heat stroke, all while undermining the […]

Climate Exhaustion or Climate Denial

America's 250th Non-Essentials
This month’s cartoon for Exclusive Early Access members is about throwing your own half-assed celebration for America’s 250th birthday. Why should the administration get a monopoly on semiquincentennial scams? As the media market collapses, and more publications try to shove A.I. illustrations in readers’ faces, my income has become more […]

America’s 250th Non-Essentials

(panel 1 - Title like a party invitation.) Reflecting Pool Party!
The Reflecting Pool Saga has been an amusing synecdoche for this administration’s incompetence. Unlike everything else they’ve touched, no actual people have been killed (yet, and sorry to diminish the lives of those poor ducks), although several have been arrested for touching the paint that JJ Carafo was paid $1.7 […]

Reflecting Pool Party

(panel 1 - Title in the FIFA 2026 World Cup logo.) New Cards for 2026
The World Cup is underway in North America, and these cards should only be applied for games played in the United States. There’s no way Canada and Mexico can fuck things up at the same level as our rapidly declining empire. I’ve been watching some of the group stage matches, […]

New Cards for 2026