After dubious intelligence from the Israelis about an Iranian assassination plot, the Secret Service whisked Trump off of Air Force One in a catering cart and flew his fat ass to the UK on a military plane. Members of his cabinet and the press remained on the decoy plane which […]

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(panel 1 - Title around the Department of Losing seal.) Munitions Shortage Solutions
If there’s one thing that’s consistent about this administration (besides all the racism) it’s their inability to understand supply chains and logistics. Thankfully that’s led them to being unable to do as much damage as they’d like. They’ve already blown through the stockpile of missiles, which will take years to […]

Munitions Shortage Solutions

(panel 1 - Ross Douthat at Andy Rooney's "60 Minutes" desk.) Douthat's Douthoughts
This month’s Patreon exclusive is about Bari Weiss’s latest hire at CBS News. Unlike Ross, I rely on the financial contributions of normal people who act normal. It’s not the most lucrative career, but at least it’s an honest living! Read the comic on Patreon.

Douthat’s Douthoughts

(panel 1 - Title pasted over a Smithsonian Museum sign.) Blight at the Museums
Trump’s been beefing with the Smithsonian ever since he got back into office. The attacks have ramped up recently, with signs warning passersby that dangerous facts may lurk in the various museums that surround the National Mall. Unlike the National Parks, the Smithsonian has resisted most of his meddling so […]

Blight at the Museums

(panel 1 - Meta's Glasses styled to look like an X-Ray Specs ad.) Silicon Schlock Market
At some point in the last quarter century, “tech” in the United States became the field of business school dullards instead of people who actually make things people want or need. Real innovations in green energy, medicine, and pure science are still happening every day, but because the finance bros […]

Silicon Schlock Market

The stage at TD Garden with screens showing "Weird Al's" Bigger & Weirder tour poster.
I went to “Weird Al” Yankovic’s Boston show last weekend and wrote a free recap for everyone over on Patreon. There’s even some pics of me and some weird guy (more nice than weird if you ask me) I met at the show.

“Weird Al” Recap

(panel 1 - Title on a rough blueprint of a sickly version of DaVinci's Vitruvian Man) Biohacking Hacks
Manosphere influencers like Clavicular and Andrew Tate are giving young men the same distorted body image issues magazines have been giving to women since the invention of the printing press. Some of these dumbasses have even claimed hitting faces with hammers can improve jawlines. I don’t know if it’s actually […]

Biohacking Hacks

I have a part-time day job, so my ability to draw breaking news is pretty limited. I wanted to get these out there in case Mitch McConnell’s alleged aliveness over the last few weeks is finally debunked. Please don’t share until he’s really and most sincerely dead though. I wouldn’t […]

Emergency Obituary Cartoons